Stand up straight, your life’s in their hands,
One wrong word could mess up your plans.
Stand, don’t sit, until you are told,
Answer questions and make them bold.
Truth, not lies you’re always found out,
When it does you’ll be left with nowt
Try not to sweat, it’s not a good look,
Dress to impress, the oldest trick in the book
Shake their hand with a firm grip,
Make sure you don’t fall or trip.
Eye to eye contact, hold their stare,
Make them feel like you really care
Congratulations the jobs yours,
You’re now ready to sweep floors.